"They only kidnap lesbians in Rexburg"

Fear. Everyone has fear... yes, even Chuck Norris. My biggest fear is getting kidnapped.
So last night I was having a hard time and I just needed an out. Kesley, my roommate, took me for a drive out in the middle of nowhere. It was really freaky.. kinda. We decided to get out and go for a walk. We talked and walked back. On our way back to the car we saw a pair of headlights and I was all "thats creepy". And then it stopped and I freaked out a little more, but Kelsey asured me that there was a stop sign there. And then the car turned and came toward us. I seriously freaked out. Kelsey tried to hold my hand and then I pulled away and was all "no they are gonna think we are lesbians!" she laughed and said "because they only kidnap lesbians in Rexburg" I was hyperventalating and the car stopped next to us and rolled down the window. In the passanger seat there was a nice young girl and she said "Are you guys alright?" lol it took me a long time to calm down. lol