This just in: Carrots hate me.
I was thinking, "hey maybe I'll have a nice snack. Carrots." I was proud of myself and my healthy choices and as i was eating my carrots i was patting myself on the back and then..... AND THEN! A pain sooo emmense hit me right in the chest and nearly knocked me to my knees - if i were standing up. Anyway i made my way to the bathroom and tried the best i could to get it out and ugh it was the most awful experience ive ever had. It was truly terrible. I vow to never eat raw carrots again! NEVER Ever ever ever ever!!!!!!!
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