Normal people use toilet paper right? So is it odd for me to ask where the toilet paper is when I go to grab a roll? Most people aren't secretly using animal skins and leaves right? So tell me why, when I asked my roommate where the toilet paper is, she scoffed at me. Seriously. Now my interest is peeked.
This is the case of the missing toilet paper.
So I began investigating becuase no one survive without this valuable resource. My sources lead me to an odd conclusion. The toilet paper is... (pause for dramatic effect) at the freaken STORE!!! Apparently my roommates believe that the toilet paper just magically appears overnight from the magic toilet paper fairy. I've bought toilet paper three times this semester and that totals to around 40 rolls. I think I've paid my dues. Buy some effing toilet paper you slakers!!! Holy crap. Y'all are just gonna have to survive off paper towels as I sparingly use my secret stash of toilet paper.
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