Thursday, September 29, 2011

Wisdom Teeth

This morning I woke up with a terrible ache in the back of my mouth. I thought I had jabbed a fork back there or something. I had left the window open last night- I wondered to myself if it was just a sore throat. And then I did some investigating with my finger and discovered that it wasn't a sore throat or a cut from a fork gone rouge. The pain was from the angry little tooth in the back of my jaw. My wisdom teeth are growing in. joy -_- so right now I'm sucking on some ice and complaining about how much it hurts to push my tongue against it.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Lane Bryant




Ladies and Gentlemen, this is who I work for.
I'm appauled and embarrassed. Lane Bryant has always pushed the idea that big women are beautiful. And trust me, I support that. But I dont support it by taking their shirts off and having them sprawl all over each other for the front-of-the-store marketing ads. Its disgusting. No one wants to see that. I don't approve when Victoria Secrets does it and I don't approve when Lane Bryant does it. People walk by the store in the mall and have to see that. I think its terrible that an upstanding company like Charming Shoppes is caving into society's call for bare-breasted ladies. People come in and complain to the stylists and we all agree with them. We gladly give them a number to call and I've called myself. I hope people around the US are all complaining and making a stand against this rediculous cry for attention. There is a difference between being proud of your body and parading around in your skivies. Shame on you Lane Bryant. Shame, shame, shame.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Kitten Kaboodles

Boy what a night. So Andrew and I were hanging out on my back porch and we were talking relationshipy stuff when all of a sudden we heard a little kitten crying. It was faint but it was obviously in trouble so we jumped up and started looking for it. It's terrified little cries led us to a car in the parking lot of the next apartment building over. We lookde all aroudn the car and under the car and inside the car and we couldnt see the little thing. It was freezing and with every minute my anxiety level rose thinking about how cold the little fur bal must have been. So we kept looking for it and finally we found it stuck up in the undercarriage. We couldnt reach it and the cries were getting really desperate. so i went to my car and got my jack and when I came back Andrew was on the phone with the police dispatcher "This is not an emergency call. I need to report a cat stuck in a car. I know that it will die the next time the owner drives the car. I have a jack here and I could lift the car, but I thought maybe I should ask so I dont get into any trouble" He was on the phone for a few mins and the dispatcher told him not to jack the car and to wait for officers to arrive. We waited a few mins and up pulled a couple officers. They looked over the car and started figuring out the best way to get the kitten out. Andrew and I stepped aside to let the men work. About an hour and a few officers later, the cat was freed. We decided to name it 5 because thats how many officers it took to get it out of the car. So at the moment I'm camping out with it in the bathroom. I would jsut leave it in there but it keeps crying and I dont wanna wake all my roommates up. I'll figure out waht to do with it tomorrow, but for now I'm glad I could save the little kitten

Friday, September 9, 2011

Carrots Hate Me

This just in: Carrots hate me.
I was thinking, "hey maybe I'll have a nice snack. Carrots." I was proud of myself and my healthy choices and as i was eating my carrots i was patting myself on the back and then..... AND THEN! A pain sooo emmense hit me right in the chest and nearly knocked me to my knees - if i were standing up. Anyway i made my way to the bathroom and tried the best i could to get it out and ugh it was the most awful experience ive ever had. It was truly terrible. I vow to never eat raw carrots again! NEVER Ever ever ever ever!!!!!!!

Thursday, September 1, 2011

What in the world have I done?

So, I just got out of class (which would account for my incredible lack of judgement) where we were talking about why students should take General Education classes. Anyway, I was walking out and I saw a sign. Cafe Night, September 14th 6pm. Sign up in SC 105 to perform. And dont you know it, I went straight to SC 105 and signed up to sing 3 songs are Cafe Night. Thats when I found out that it was a competition. Dang. I want to perform and not worry about people judging me against other people. I just want them to enjoy relaxing music. So anyway no turning back now. And I don't know what songs I should sing and you bet your bottom dollar that I'm gonna be practicing day in and day out. Sheesh....